Agency Conference Disrupted by SNAKE!

By Patrick Coffee 

Today in Important Agency News, a contact who previously worked at Atlanta’s IQ Agency shared a little public service announcement via IQ’s head of HR yesterday.

Seems that a conference call at the agency’s headquarters in Atlanta was rudely “disrupted” by a member of an often-overlooked demographic: the copperhead snake.

IQ agency snake!

Like many of the other varieties of snakes in advertising, this one is often misunderstood. The copperhead is poisonous and its bites do require medical attention, but they’re almost never fatal. And the best advice for dealing with such a creature is, of course, to leave it the hell alone.

As the sometimes-great Samuel L. Jackson once said, “We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes” — but the team at IQ simply finished their conference call before finding an undisclosed method for returning the snake to its natural habitat.

Insert your “motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking conference call” jokes here.