A Rant From Our Nicholson Kovak Spy

By Matt Van Hoven 

“Nicholson Kovac in KC is flushing itself down the tolite [sic]. At the annual meeting Pete Kovac made fun of one of the local clients to all the staff. Saying that it is the worst client they have ever had. Then he has asked us to stay after work to brainstorm with him on how we can get new biz in the shop. Whatever happend [sic] to hiring an actor to make new biz calls. We are not even close to project to breaking even this year. We wonder why he is firing all of his management team except for a couple of the butt kissers who are causing this agency to spiral out of control. We are on our 5th CD in the last ten years. Back in July Pete had a major cow on being ranked ninth in the KC ad community. Pete believes that all of the other agencies lied about their billing and that he projects us to be ranked 4th in the market. Inside sources have told Wme [sic] that our major media account has cut all of its tradional [sic] budget. The other rumor we have heard is the Pete is looking at selling the agency to an outside company while he still has something to sell.”

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