We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful

By Neal 

haobsh.jpgAccording to Publishers Lunch, Nadine Haobsh just signed a two-book deal with Morrow’s Carrie Feron. The first book, according to the item, is described as an untitled memoir, ” in which the Ladies Home Journal associate beauty editor recently fired for her blog, Jolie in NYC, dishes about the beauty industry.” And though every prior indication was that she was working on a novel, I wouldn’t be surprised if the second book turns out to be nonfiction as well, since Nadine (freely admitted: so lacking in objectivity) stands ready to become the next Bobbi Brown…