Let’s dust off the blind item category for a hot minute and bring you this quick memo that we’ve been assured is legit and was sent to staff earlier this week after someone was caught being a bit naughty on the phone. The message here, which came from HR we’ve been told, can be easily summed up by this classic quote from the original Office. Anyways, take your guesses, people.
“Hi all,
Just a heads up ….
AdvertisementJust figured I’d mention that the phone booths are not sound proof.
As a matter of fact, it’s safe to assume that everyone around those general areas can hear conversations that take place in a phone booth.
As much as we all enjoy hearing some of the colorful conversations that tend to take place within those ‘non-soundproof’ walls – it may be appropriate to have them outside of the office or … maybe quieter … ?
Thanks,
[redacted]”