If Breasts Could Talk They’d, ah, ah, What?

By Matt Van Hoven Comment

The first thing that came out of my mouth when I saw the latest Reebok EasyTone ad (above, semi-NSFW)”What?! No way.” But I was wrong, so, way. The premise: your ass looks so good thanks to your Reebok EasyTones that your breasts are jealous. Just like a product manufacturer to play up a woman’s product by showing close-ups of supple female bits.

Ladies, ladies, can’t we all be happy, together? No, we can’t, because all women are in competition with one another, even the chest versus the buttocks. The only ladies who aren’t against eachother: the left and the right. If one of them goes down, the whole ship goes with it. This ends now.

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