Fusion Anchor Starts Segment Showing ‘Best’ of Local TV News

By Kevin Eck 

Fusion anchor Alicia Menendez started a new segment on her show called Keep it Local. In it, she shows clips of reports from local stations.

Maybe if you play your cards right (or wrong) you can get a mention. Though TVSpy doubts you could top an old dude slashing an 88-year-old woman’s tires because she stole his seat at a bingo game.

The runner-up is the anchor team that pretended not to know the word tallywacker is a euphemism for a man’s member. Have they never seen the unfunniest hit summer teen movie of all time, Porky’s? C’mon!