The Ticker: Kutcher, Dobbs, Wallace…

By Chris Ariens 

> Media types, be on the lookout for Ashton Kutcher and his merry band of punk-ettes (ie. Paris Hilton). According to Jossip, the actor is poised to “Punk” the press.

> Uh oh. Lou Dobbs might have a new fight partner. The mayor of Santa Cruz, CA has declared March “Lou Dobbs-free” month. It is in retaliation for Dobbs’s criticism of a local congressman over the issue of … wait for it … illegal immigration.

> Nightly News EP Alex Wallace celebrated her one-year anniversary as the broadcast’s top producer in style. She was honored by her alma mater, Columbia University with a John Jay distinguished alumni award.