“No Vowels, No Vowels”

By Brian 

Quoting today’s Page Six…

 Rick Kaplan, the new executive producer for Katie Couric‘s CBS Evening News, doesn’t suffer fools gladly. On his first day on the job, when he was barraged with inane questions about his plans for the show, Kaplan tells Avenue magazine he finally snapped, ‘The big thing is, I’m going to get rid of vowels.’ The reporter, furiously taking notes, said, ‘What?’ ‘I said, ‘No vowels, no vowels. We’re going to reach out to the Ukrainian/Serbo-Croatian community.’ ‘ 

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