“In his toughest stand yet against illegal immigration, President George W. Bush today announced that he would move CNN anchorman Lou Dobbs to the United States’ border with Mexico,” Andy Borowitz jokes on Newsweek’s Web site.
“Speaking from his studio in New York, Dobbs said he would continue broadcasting his nightly Moneyline program from the Mexican border while keeping an eye out for illegal aliens trying to sneak across it…”
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