Midterms: I’ll Drink To That

By Brian 

A few lines from Wonkette’s must-read drinking game:

  Take a hit when:

Katie Couric mispronounces a U.S. state name.”

Take a shot when:

Tim Russert‘s goddamned sketch-board first appears.”

Lightning round:

Jack Cafferty punches Wolf Blitzer in the mouth: Three shots of bourbon, vomit on remote.”
 
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