Kyra Phillips‘ top ten excuses, from tonight’s Late Show with David Letterman:
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10. Still haven’t mastered complicated on/off switch. 9. Larry King told me he does this all the time. 8. How was I supposed to know we had a reporter embedded in the bathroom. 7. I honestly never knew this sort of thing was frowned upon. 6. I couldn’t resist a chance to win $10,000 on “America’s Funniest Home Videos.” 5. I was set up by those bastards at Fox News. 4. Like you’ve never gone to the bathroom and had it broadcast on national television. 3. I just wanted that hunky Lou Dobbs to notice me. 2. Okay, so I was drunk and I couldn’t think straight. 1. You have to admit, it made the speech a lot more interesting. |
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