Some of the results of yesterday’s Katie Couric/Jeff Zucker caption contest:
“Zucker finally gets to remove his lips from Katie’s butt for a proper smooch.”
“Think you’re balding now? See ya!”
“Zucker Up!”
“‘The Zucker Pucker’ — We’ve all done it.”
“Next let’s do the macarena.”
“If you kissed my ass instead of my lips, I wouldn’t be leaving NBC!”
“Not on the lips, I don’t work for you anymore.”
“I’d rather be having another colonoscopy.”
“And then she betrayed him with a kiss.”
“He: Les, she’s all yours! Farewell diva!”
“She: Good riddance shilling for Fear Factor!”
“And That’s The Way It Is. Good Night and Good Luck…..and Courage!”
“Okay, Katie, close your eyes and….uh, yeah, that’s close enough.”
Zucker: “I made you.” Couric: “I made you.”
Katie’s Goodbye: Caption Contest Results
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