“CNN Switches to All-Polygamy Format”

By Brian 

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Satire: Andy Borowitz takes a shot at CNN:

“CNN rocked the television news industry today by announcing that it would begin covering news about polygamy and nothing else on a 24-hour basis.

“…CNN spokesperson Carol Foyler said at a press conference in New York that the network’s decision to become the first all-polygamy news service was “an important strategic move.

‘For years, CNN has been covering wars, hurricanes, and terrorist attacks around the world,’ Ms. Foyler said. ‘But those so-called ‘news’ stories were a departure from our real mission, which is to report about pervs with nineteen wives.'”

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