“Brace Yourself For A Bunch Of Bob”

By Brian 

Attention Tim Goodman: Click here.

The headline of Goodman’s San Francisco Chronicle column is “Brace yourself for a bunch of Bob Woodruff.” Some of the one-liners include:

> “ABC News on Monday named Elizabeth Vargas and Bob Woodruff co-anchors of World News Tonight. In related news. CBS launched an investigative piece titled, ‘Who the Hell Is Bob Woodruff?'”

> “This just in: Bob Woodruff was set free today after an entire country couldn’t pick him out of a line-up.”

> “CNN is reporting today that Woodruff is not — repeat, not — Judy Woodruff’s husband.”