Anderson Cooper Inspired a Heavy Metal Song

By Merrill Knox 

CNN anchor Anderson Cooper has inspired what he calls “a soulful ballad,” a heavy metal song by the Cryptic Murmurs. The song, appropriately titled “Anderson Cooper,” includes the lyrics: “usually has a stern look on his face / stands in the middle of hurricanes” and “has never lost his composure … ever … not even once.”

“The folks at Cryptic Murmurs have stepped forward to remind the world that I, Anderson Cooper, CNN cyborg, have never once lost my composure. Except … when I’m laughing uncontrollably like a little girl,” Cooper joked on “AC 360” this week. Watch:

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