Beefcake Repairmen, Mock Olympics and Yet More Dragons

A roundup of recent programming news

Quick, read every television programming story written in the last week. Actually, now that you're done, it's the week after and you're really behind. Or, as an alternative, just start coming here on Fridays.

I'm Sam Thielman, Adweek's cable reporter, and every column after this one will pop up at the end of the week with a breakdown of what's happening in development, series orders, renewals, and cancelations. Occasionally casting, too. We're calling it The Slate – it's not meant to be exhaustive, but it is meant to be interesting and occasionally funny and hopefully predictive of what will be worth checking out in the next few months and years. I'll provide a little color rather than just rehashing press releases, and I'll also salt these items with as much related news and gossip as I can dig up, so hopefully you'll see some things you didn't know even if you already knew that, say, Game of Thrones was getting renewed, and you'll be able to check me out every Friday and feel like you're caught up on the week's programming news. 

Anyway, welcome! This is my first regular column, but I've been a TV beat reporter for years and a media reporter in one form or another since 2005. Before Adweek, I was at Variety; I live in Brooklyn with my wife; and I grew up in North Carolina and Nairobi, Kenya. I like my job and the industry I cover. I don't wish I was a producer or a film reporter.

TV reporters hear from the networks at the rate of about 15 programming-related announcements per week, and some are interesting, and some are resolutely not, and I will be running them down based entirely on my own subjective ideas about what's good (Community, Futurama, Louie) and what's bad (CSI: Tupelo, America's Next Top Predator). So without further ado, here's a double dose to start off with—the last two weeks' worth of interesting programming decisions:



Game of Thrones: I have a weirdly possessive attitude toward this show, mostly because of how good the books are, but it's been quite heartening to see HBO give this series the royal treatment from the pilot forward. The two HBO shows this program has the most in common with are crazyfest Carnivale and wildly expensive period drama Rome, and both of those took massive budget cuts in their second seasons and then didn't get renewed for a third. Bearing that in mind, it's very heartening to see that HBO isn't stinting on the budgets for the new season (I've watched the first four, and if you thought the season finale had some weird stuff in it, you ain't seen nothing yet), and that it's willing to plant the renewal flag immediately after the premiere just like it did last year. Having read the books, however, I'll say that the creative team is wading into some deep waters here. Martin confirms that seaons three will be ten segs long and that he'll be writing episode seven; that means the series will have to go on for at least eight seasons in order to cover all the material in the books. And that's provided the books end at volume seven, which is also in some doubt. It's hard not to worry that Game could have trouble staying fresh for eight seasons, especially when you can't write characters out if the actors decide they want to leave. Still, it's getting great ratings for the network – (a cume of 8.3 million viewers for the season two premiere!) and as long as that doesn't change, it'll probably be around for a good long time. Speculation: I'd be surprised if this show is not getting some serious juice from HBO GO. It's serialized to the point of incomprehensibility if you're trying to go cold into the second season, and HBO has been running marathons of season one and keeping the on-demand version available, which probably helps bring in new viewers in much the same way that Netflix's huge AMC library helped bring in new Mad Men viewers after that show's 18-month hiatus.

New Girl: A lot of folks really, really wanted to hate this show, but most don't. It's cute. The jury is out on how long it can stay cute, but Fox appears to be betting that Zooey Deschanel will be adorkable for at least one more season, and I don't know. It's hard to contend that they're wrong. I basically watched for the showrunner, the hugely underrated Liz Merriwether, but the ensemble is surprisingly strong (Max Greenfield as fat-kid-turned-frat-kid Schmidt stands out) and the writing magically manages to hit that sweet spot between traditional sitcommery and skin-crawling embarrassment comedy. It also has a solid demo average (3.2 million) and at NATPE this year, people were talking about it like it was a shoo-in for syndication on account of being A) funny and B) not serialized.

Southland: A reportedly excellent cop show on TNT that hasn't gotten the attention it deserves because, well, it's a cop show on the network that airs Rizzoli and Isles and The Closer and syndicated epsiodes of Law & Order and Cold Case, among others. But to the folks who love these things the heirarchy appears to go The Wire, The Shield, Southland, so this seems to be a victory for the forces of light.

Glee: This the every bit of energy I am willing to expend discussing Glee.