It was going to be epic. Until they decided to stream it.
This keynote is running like a PC. #AppleLive
— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) September 9, 2014
While the biggest shock should have been the announcement of a fancier-than-the-leaks iPhone 6 or an iWatch, or maybe some updates to Apple TV, the second screen moment of the day was Apple’s own live-stream. How much did it stink? Let us count the ways:
Then, the music.
Then, the stream went down everywhere, especially Apple TV.
And who could forget the translator?
WELP! good time to brush up on my mandarin #applelive lol
— Steven Thompson (@SA_Thompson) September 9, 2014
— Chris O’Brien (@obrien) September 9, 2014
More updates from AppleLive — if we can figure out what the translator is saying — coming soon.