Sportswriters Try to Capture the Less That is Baltimore
Take me out to the ball game, take me out with the seats...
As we write this, the Orioles are leading the White Sox at Camden Yards. In front of a riots-mandated crowd of zero people. The beauty of the Internet, in this case, is that sportswriters can file the story as the surreal events are unfolding. Here’s a snippet from Washington Post national baseball writer Barry Svrluga’s coverage:
Orioles catcher Caleb Joseph had already feigned signing autographs to imaginary fans, tipping his hat to the adoring… seats. A foul ball had found its way into the stands, only to bounce back out again.