You’re At Least Supposed To Pretend That You Stand Behind Your New York Times Story

Last week, we brought you the most Style-style piece ever with the Gray Lady’s sixth borough Philly story. Turns out we’re not alone in our repertorial self-mockery, but at least we tend to keep it under wraps (or at least behind our anonymity illusions). Jessica Pressler, on the other hand, is totally aware of the hysterical-ness of her story. And for that, we have to give her props. As Gawker points out, she says “fuck” a lot. Um, we need an adult.