You Don't Know Dick | F Bombs! | Horribleness

• GalleyCat: Dick Wolf, of Law & Order fame, has signed a two-book deal with Harper Collins. Dun dunnnn! Also: Did you realize there are dozens of YouTube videos featuring dogs singing to the Law & Order theme song? ~*The more you know.*~

• FishbowlDC: Wired‘s Spencer Ackerman has a fuckin’ Twitter imitator! (Twitmitator.)

• NY Observer: The headline stands on its own: “Frank Bruni: ‘Keith McNally is a Horrible Man.'”

• WSJ: Don Draper gets hedcut.