You Cannot Save Journalism Because: (check one)

Hat tip to metafilter user fightorflight, who responded to a “here’s how to possibly save journalism” post with a hilarious form letter.

Your post advocates a

( ) technical ( ) legislative (X) market-based ( ) crowd-sourced

approach to saving journalism. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won’t work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws owing to the avaraciousness of modern publishers.)