Whose Shoes?

Late last night a FishbowlDC spy sent me this photograph of a journalist’s shoes from The Daily Caller‘s book party. The book is The Lizard King by Will Rahn and Jamie Weinstein. The shoes belong to neither author.

We’ll provide the hints. You guess the shoes. (Send to fishbowldc@mediabistro.com or to Betsy@mediabistro.com. We’ll do the big reveal later.)

Hint #1: He keeps all his receipts.

Hint #2: The town where he was raised has “Goose” in its name.

Hint #3: He does a mean Moonwalk.

Hint #4: When he first moved to D.C. in 2010, his car was stolen at the Branch Ave. Metro Station.

Hint #5: He is credited in the acknowledgement of Ann Coulter’s book, Demonic.

Hint #6: On rainy days he doesn’t like to venture outside.

Hint #7: He can scarf down enormous portions of nachos.