White House Soup of the Day

The White House Soup of the Day, as reported by MSNBC’s “The Daily Rundown” is…

Roasted Fall Vegetable.

“Hey..another good one,” said Host Chuck Todd, giving rare, uncharacteristic kudos to the soup choice. “Roasted Fall Vegetable. You’re making everyone happy. You know, no beef or chicken soups. You can’t have that. Roasted Fall Vegetable, I guess that means a lot of squash.” Todd paused for a dramatic beat and added, “Hopefully I squashed that promo very well.” Indeed.