White House Soup of the Day

The White House Soup of the Day, as reported by MSNBC’s “The Daily Rundown” is…

Roasted chicken & vegetable.

“I’ve been a little sick this week, so this soup has helped me a lot,” remarked substitute host Luke Russert. “It’s just as good as Dayquil. Watch out, old folks! He’s going to likely be filling in for a good part of the next week while Chuck Todd travels with POTUS to Asia. We hate to get technical, but why not? This intimates that Luke has actually been eating the White House soup, which we’re going to go ahead and call bullshit on right here and now.