Where Next For Alycia Lane?

So now that Philly news anchor Alycia Lane has been fired from her job, what next? The scrappy, possibly mentally unstable local anchor managed to get booted out of a large, top-10 media market news gig all for the sake of allegedly assaulting a cop in the Meatpacking District and calling her a “f***ing dyke.” It’s kind of epic and has captured the hearts of pretty much every New York gossip writer we can think of.