When The New York Times Building Attacks

Although the New York Times Building may have been built by one of the world’s great architects, the actual construction of the building has turned out to be pretty… shoddy.

Debris fell onto pedestrians from the Times Building and there were substantiated reports of windows popping out of the Times Building and crashing into the pavement.

How did the Times cover this story, you might ask? Awkwardly:

Wind gusts knocked glass or debris from two skyscrapers in Midtown yesterday afternoon, including the new building that houses The New York Times.