We’ll Be At The Beach

We’ll leave you this Friday with a bit of information that would have come in handy yesterday, but in all honesty we don’t understand much of the “it’s summer hours I leave at noon” or “we’re renting a beach house on Fire Island” culture of NY. Come Friday it doesn’t require commandeering a car or upwards of three hours for either of us to be strolling along the Pacific Ocean/Lake Michigan. And what the hell is a jitney?

But for the rest of you, our Curb-alicious friends have launched The Beach, keeping tabs on Hamptons real estate, sanctioned poolside activities and the all-important LIE Drive Report.

And, just in time to celebrate Independence Day, you can leave for your long weekend knowing that the 9/11 memorial has been approved.