‘We are looking for writers that can get us Latest Headlines’

Today’s WTF ad from Craigslist comes from Minneapolis/St. Paul and reads like an SEO keyword-stuffing exercise:

We are looking for writers that can get us Latest Headlines in Minneapolis/St Paul for our online magazine.
If you are great with getting the last gossip/headlines/ sports/ things that are going to happen or is happening in the Minneapolis/ st paul? this job is for you.
Are you looking to work from home?
We are looking for great stories about the Twin Cities.
What’s going on in the twin cities
We are looking for great articles about the twin cities
Successful applicant must be an experienced writer with journalism/corporate writing background who is able to work on short deadlines for an online, employee-focused publication.

Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
Ability to research, plan, organize, prioritize and coordinate assignments of a sensitive, complex nature for an organization with diverse demands

Ability to prepare and edit complex, technical documents using plain language to communicate to non-technical and technical audiences

Ability to pitch, write and edit feature stories

Ability to prepare and edit executive level communications

* Location: Minneapolis/St Paul
* Compensation: $20 and up
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.
* This is an internship job

No commentary required, we think.