Washington Style Spam

Only in Washington would this kind of letter come in…

Hello, I am DR. Davis, the Director, Staff Welfare, I will like to know if you have the availability for Dec 19, 20 and 21st, as I will be bringing 9 Delegates, As I will like to know if you offer these services:

Full body massage
Hot stone massage
Deep Cleansing Facials

Pls kindly advice on the price as per each treatment and I also like to know if you accept credit card as a means of payment.  Let me know the service you can handle as per day and the numbers of the Delegates you can handle per day, The Spacing between the the delegates as when you can handle each within the 3 dates, And the time for treatment. Also what kind of Credit Card do you accept for payment?

I expect to hear from you soon and best regards,
DR. Davis Hamilton.