[Viral Video] 'Girls Don't Poop': How to Make a Video Ad That Doesn't Stink

“You would not believe the motherload I just dropped. And that’s how I like to keep it,” declares the redhead in the blue party dress and pearls with a huge grin plastered on her face, after kicking the bathroom stall open with her foot.

And it just get’s more ridiculous from there.

Throughout the two minute commercial, she maintains her slightly winking grin as she describes her “creamy behemoth” and talks about how uncomfortable we all are about leaving behind the aromatic evidence of our bowel movements.