Us Weekly Scoops Sarah Palin on Her Daughter’s Impending Nuptials

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Us Weekly is on fire with the celeb news lately. First they got the scoop on LeBron James’ decision to move to Miami by figuring out his party plans at the South Beach ‘W Hotel’ — a clever bit of reporting we have to say. Now they’ve got the scoop that Orwellian anti-teen pregnancy advocate Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are getting married — without, we’re led to believe, mom Sarah Palin’s knowledge.

“We got engaged two weeks ago,” Bristol told Us Weekly. “It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents. It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board.”

Yeah, not sure we’re buying the fact that momma Palin had no idea this thing was going down. The whole thing sounds like a chance to get Levi and Bristol paid, and some free press for Sarah Palin that makes her look compassionate and Christ-like and all that.

“Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what’s best for our children,” Sarah Palin told the Today show this morning. “Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives.”

Amen.