Unsolved Washington Mysteries: Mustache Weirdness

There are all kinds of unexplained weirdnesses in Washington, riddles that we will likely never solve. For example, 1. How much does Politico‘s Mike Allen really sleep and does he go “on vacation” fishing to freeze himself to increase the time he can stay awake? 2. How many married Washington editors or TV personalities have slept with someone in their workplace other than their wives? We may not know the numbers, but we know it happens.