U2, Overwhelmed By How Much Money Is In Their Secret Mountain Vault, Decide to Build a Building

As you may or may not have heard, U2 is building a building in Ireland, with the help of Lord Foster. Dubbed “Bono’s Tower,” likely because “The Adam Clayton Sky Kingdom” was already taken, it will be the tallest thing in Ireland and will feature nothing but luxury condos (save for a block they’re putting aside for low-income dwellers). Having spent some time in both the band’s Kitchen nightclub and their Clarence Hotel, we can say that we expect the building to be pretty wicked cool.