Don’t Touch Someone Else’s Phone! People Like To Tweet While They Poop [INFOGRAPHIC]

Yes, you read that right. Please don’t be offended: Everyone poops; and some apparently like to send tweets while doing it. Thirty-three percent of 18-24 year olds do it the most, followed closely behind by other age groups.

Oh and it’s not only the mens doing this, ladies. You nasty too.

We told you about Shitter a little while back: The place where you could turn your tweets (or anyone’s public Twitter stream) into rolls of toilet paper for $35 per roll.

They’re all sold out now though (if they ever really existed), so if you didn’t already get some you’re shit out of luck.

But you can still laugh and cringe and pretend this isn’t something you do by sharing the concept with friends, by way of the following lovely Infographic, courtesy of the super social savvy folks at Emergency Plumber.

You’ll see that 18-24 year olds aren’t alone in this habit, by the way. 25-34 year olds are close behind and 35-44 year olds do it too. There’s no info on folks older than that and we assume that’s because they’re on the toilet tweeting nonstop and Emergency Plumber didn’t want to embarrass its best drain-clogging customers.

Regardless of which age group is the most disgusting, one thing is certain: After reading this, you will never touch another person’s cell phone ever again.

(Disgusted look image from Shutterstock)

@MaryCLong Mary C. Long is Chief Ghost at Digital Media Ghost. She writes about everything online and is published widely, with a focus on privacy concerns, specifically social sabotage.