Trump to Martha: ‘You’re Tired!’

Watching this Trump vs. Martha celebrity deathmatch unfold, we were furiously pumping Purell into one hand and clicking on Yahoo! for updates with the other.

We’re disgusted with ourselves, and with our obsession about the whole filthy cavalcade of epithets: Her candor; The Donald’s angry letter; even with Martha’s classy-if-milquetoast response to it.

(“The letter is so mean-spirited and reckless that I almost can’t believe my longtime friend Donald Trump wrote it,” she stated.)

What are we talking about? You mean you haven’t heard!?