Trump: BuzzFeed Is a ‘Failing Pile of Garbage’

As opposed to a successful pile of garbage.

During his first presser since last summer, our incoming moron president Donald Trump was (understandably) upset about BuzzFeed’s decision to publish details contained within an unverified dossier.

“I think it’s a disgrace,” said Trump. “That information that was false and fake and never happened got released to the public. As far as BuzzFeed, which is a failing pile of garbage, writing it, I think they’re going to suffer the consequences.”

We agree that it was a disgrace, but we’d stop short of calling BuzzFeed a failing pile of garbage. Or even a regular pile of garbage.

One thing to keep an eye on, however—and this could just be more empty words from our hot air balloon president-elect—is Trump’s threat. “Suffer the consequences” isn’t something a president-elect typically says when referring to a media outlet. But perhaps we should all be used to that by now.