Trade round-up: The day-trading, nepotism & witchcraft edition

J.Lo is a stock trader at New Line in “Bridge and Tunnel”. (Now, that’s what we call suspension of disbelief. Or is it a suspension bridge of disbelief?)

Universal takes a Heder! (Actually, three of them.)

Susan Sarandon will play a cast a spell on Disney! (Why should Tilda Swinton have all the fun?)