Tomorrow Morning’s Oscars Clichés Tonight

When a movie rife with clichés for headline copywriters is upset for an Academy Award by a movie even more rife, brace yourself for headlines like, say, these:

Brokeback Hearts
Crash Cashes In
Crashing the Party
It’s Hard Out Here For a Gay Cowboy Movie
Brokeback to Oscar: I Wish I Knew How To Win You

Consider yourself warned.