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Washington Post: Chatological Humor

Washington Times: Clinton riles with rights remarks

Washington Examiner: Cops: Man tries to steal laptop to check Facebook

N.Y. Times: The 3 R’s? A Fourth Is Crucial, Too: Recess

L.A. Times: Taxing pot could become a political toking point

USA Today: Pop Candy Blog: Popular Culture News & Today’s Trends

The Hill: Obama speech to highlight successes, more work

Politico: Yap trap: Pols talk, markets dive

ABC News: Officials: US Troops to Leave Iraq by August 2010

CBS News: The Youngest Corporal In The Nazi Army

Fox News: Family Living in Missouri Cave Puts Home on eBay

CNN: Missing teacher and student found in West Virginia

Wall Street Journal: Recession Worry Seizes the Day and Dow

NPR: Stimulus Puts High-Speed Rail On The Fast Track

Roll Call: D.C. Voting Rights Act Clears Filibuster

CQ: Sen. Burris Rebuffs Durbin’s Advice, Refuses to Resign