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Ladies and gentlemen, our long national mostly-nude celebritry nightmare is over: For those of you who feel clinically disheartened by the lack of a cheesecake pictorial of Rachel McAdams in this month’s Vanity Fair, well, The New York Times Magazine has felt your pain. charlize....

Happily, your burning thirst for femme stars in the semi-buff will be slaked this Sunday, the Magazine rewards readers of the forest-slaying Sunday paper with a mostly nude, totally bronzed Charlize Theron, among numerous other scrawled-upon actors photographed by Inez Van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin.

Even more felicitiously, we’re supplying you the advance peek at all of them.

We’re not suggesting this ameliorates Vanity Fair‘s tragic McAdams Nudity Deficit, but it’s a step in the right direction. So, thank you, Gerry Marzorati.

And thanks for nothing, Graydon Carter.