The Sick Brilliance Of Celebrity Apprentice

0103apprentice.jpgWe’ve been tuning out most of the reality shows that have been debuting lately due to the writers strike. Then we were turned on to the sick, sick brilliance of Donald Trump‘s Celebrity Apprentice, which is debuting tonight. Seriously… The thing is like an all-star roster of Hollywood’s C-List. Here are our handpicked favorites among the contestants:

  • Nadia Comaneci
  • Marilu Henner
  • Lennox Lewis
  • Gene Simmons
  • Stephen Baldwin
  • Vincent Pastore

    A mix of respectable athletes dealing with monetary issues, self-promoting rock stars and one-hit-wonder actors? Count us the hell in. Meanwhile, Donald Trump Jr. is skedded to appear on Fox Business’ Happy Hour today to do some advance PR for his father’s show.