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YouTube: Consult your editor before tweeting, lest you get fired. If you work for The New York Times, consult your editor before writing on Twitter.
Twitter: Settle down, ladies. The Times‘ Nick Kristof is NOT single.
n+1: If you really think about it, you will realize the printing press was probably a bad idea. We know this because of “introspection and surveys.”
The Awl: “I Write Like” creator Dmitry Chestnykh says he uses a “Bayesian classifier” to tell people their blogs sound like Stephen King novels. Our Bayesian classifier tells us we should start looking into MFA programs.