The 10 Biggest PR Losers of 2013

Oh sure, he looks happy NOW...

Sure, he’s happy now. Just wait ’til he wakes up tomorrow.

Now that 2014 has granted us nearly 48 hours’ worth of hard-earned hindsight, we’d like to pull out our overgeneralizing caps and name the ten biggest losers of the past year.

This list isn’t about individual failures destined to be remembered for decades: it’s more about the entities that lost the public’s trust in 2013.

So check it out and feel free to disagree with us, because that’s what the Internet is all about.

 10. The Average Social Media User

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Back in the hazy days of 2010, we could write a dumb tweet or Facebook status update and rest secure in the knowledge that very few people would see it (and even fewer would care).

We have two names for those who cling to this illusion in 2014: Justine Sacco and Pax Dickinson.

No matter how many times we write “RTs do not equal endorsements” and “tweets do not reflect the opinions of my employer”, they actually kind of do whether we want them to or not. The Internet Hate Machine is swift and unforgiving—and it doesn’t discriminate. On Jan 1st a teen wrote a tweet about the world being 2014 years old and received a flood of hate tweets calling her “dumb” and a number of other, less savory things. All she did was make a joke that some failed to recognize as such.

Let’s put it this way: everyone wants to be funny/edgy on Twitter, but there’s a reason darth never revealed his name and Rob Delaney is a professional comedian.

9. Sea World

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We’re not sure about you guys, but we’ve never seen a single movie so effectively demolish a business.

Will Sea World recover? In the short term, probably. But if Blackfish wins the Oscar for best documentary, then it’ll be time to freak out like that rhetorical chicken without a head.

8. The Garment Industry

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(Pic via Associated Press/A.M. Ahad)

Many Americans joke about buying clothes made in China for the sake of a discount, but the Rana Plaza collapse in Bangladesh exposed the ugly inner workings of garment manufacturing for the world to see.

It’s not just China, and it’s not just uneducated 18-year-olds.

Major clothing brands will continue to come up with excuses for the practices that lead to tragedies like this one, but they can no longer hide the reality of the situation.

7. The Retail Industry

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Walmart, Best Buy and JC Penney: three big names hoping against hope that 2014 turns out to be better than 2013.

If we were gamblers, we’d say only one of those three will still be around in ten years—and even the world’s leading provider of cheap crap can’t seem to score any decent publicity. What can you do when the news is all bad and you’re losing market share to Amazon because teens don’t hang out at the mall anymore?

Walmart will survive in some form, but in 2013 JC Penney proved that one can’t heal the retail model with a few “trust us, you’ll love it” tweaks.

Back to the drawing board, then…

6. The Tech Industry

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If Google and Apple are really the Masters of the Universe, then why did they both have such underwhelming years in 2013? Apple lost its edge and Google went bust in the publicity department because neither created anything truly useful or innovative over the past twelve months.

We expect new tech stuff to wow us, not make us think “This new operating system is a slight improvement over the one running the phone I bought one year ago for $600, so I might need to start thinking about an upgrade”. But the big guys just gave us a series of tiny tweaks to established products while utterly failing to tell us why we should care.