Terror Outside Press Building!

Police and firefighters have blocked off F Street in front of the National Press Building to confront terror in the form of a sheet of ice sheet precariously hanging several stories over the sidewalk (on the north side of F Street, across from the press bldg). Authorities appear to be trying to figure out how to knock down the Antartic-size ice sheet before it falls to the earth and takes out some humble hack heading to the gym or the cigar bar below.