Take That One Hook, Line, and Snaker!

If you didn’t go to see Snakes on A Plane over the weekend, or you went, laughed your ass off, can’t shut up about it and now need to go again–don’t forget your participation script. Best line for call and response with an homage to Pulp Fiction:

When: Sam Jackson says: I’ve had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!
Shout: Shit, Negro! That’s all you had to say!

And wear your T-shirt. Join your friends or meet some new ones.

Ray Richmond has some ideas for sequels. FBLA likes:

Snakes on a Dame: Dame Judi Dench (Dame Judi Dench) discovers too late that what she’s wearing isn’t a feathered boa at all but the constrictor variety. Can Britain’s Royal Family save her before her bones are all crushed?

Nikki Finke explains the creative accounting New Line used in tallying up weekend bucks, which weren’t anything special.

FBLA thinks Snakes doesn’t have legs. And sadly, Scott gives up his dreams for Alligators in a Helicopter.