Clippers Bust Out the Quotes After Steve Ballmer Boogie

Christmas has been delightfully extended into January for Los Angeles NBA beat sportswriters.

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All thanks to Clippers owner Steve Ballmer getting funky to the live strains of Fergie in-between the first and second quarters of his team’s obliteration of the Lakers last night at Staples Center. From a summary by Los Angeles Times Clippers blogger Melissa Rohlin:

“You can’t have everything. You can’t have money and moves.”
[Matt Barnes]

“No comment. Our relationship is too new.”
[Doc Rivers]

“I’ll put it this way. He danced exactly how I expected him to.”
[Blake Griffin]

“He was feeling good tonight.”
[Chris Paul]

If Jack Nicholson were the die-hard celeb fan at Clippers home games, he might have joked that Ballmer can handle the tempo. As it stands in that department, we’re just waiting for Billy Crystal‘s Twitter take.

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