Sports Illustrated Cover Reminds You to Exercise

We've also decided to stop eating for about three years.


The latest Sports Illustrated features Florida Marlins star Giancarlo Stanton covered in body paint. It also serves as a gentle reminder to exercise. More. No, more than that. You can stop once your chest is roughly the size of a coffee table.

Stanton, a 25-year-old outfielder, is the first pro athlete to be body painted on SI’s cover. He is not, however, the first pro athlete to make dudes feel bad about themselves.