Snooki’s Novel Comes Out Tomorrow

Reality TV star Nicole Polizzi, aka “Snooki,” has a new novel coming out tomorrow. The book is called A Shore Thing from Simon and Schuster, and costs $10.99 in the Kindle store.

The story takes place at, go figure, the Jersey Shore, where Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti, who sounds a lot like Snooki herself, and her cousin Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli spend their summer looking for parties and boys.

Here is more from the Amazon description: “While they couldn’t be more different—pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue—for the next month they’re ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila.”

The New York Post had a sneak peak and pulled some of their favorite quotes:

* “Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a ‘roid rage, it is a ‘road’ ‘roid rage.”

* “Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.”

* “Gia had never before been in jail. It wasn’t nearly as gritty and disgusting as she’d seen on TV prison shows. The Seaside Heights drunk tank — on a weekday afternoon — was as clean and quiet as a church.”