Simon Van Kempen Performs on Bravo's Watch What Happens: Live

Last night, on Bravo’s Watch What Happens: Live, Simon van Kempen, husband of The Real Housewives of New York City’s Alex McCord, performed his single I Am Real, and it is a real treat.

Van Kempen, dressed in a skin tight t-shirt and purple sparkly pants, belts out introspective lyrics like “You know I do my best, I dress up to impress, but she’s causing me stress, in her cocktail dress.” He also taps one foot and boldly swings his arm around at odd times, as if he is challenging viewers to oppose his stance that he is, in fact, “real.”

If you’re ready for something truly spectacular, please watch this clip.