Sarah Palin Shopping Alaska-Themed Reality TV Show

Sweet merciful Jesus. Entertainment Weekly is reporting that nature lover Sarah Palin and British reality TV deity Mark Burnett have descended upon Hollywood to pitch a TV “docudrama” about Alaska.

One source called it a “planet-Earth type look” at Palin’s home state. The former candidate for the vice presidency was seen leaving ABC today with Burnett, and an insider confirmed that she met with reality topper Mike Darnell yesterday at Fox (where she and her family ended the day by visiting American Idol. Palin stayed in the green room). She also stopped by CBS today and plans to meet with NBC Universal TV Chairman Jeff Gaspin tomorrow.

Is there any doubt this thing is going to get made? Any?

The real question is what’s the over/under on how many wolves will be shot from airplanes during the course of filming? Let’s be conservative (yuk yuk) and say…what…17?

Take the under. We dare you.